wanna buy a duck?

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"He woke about 10 o’clock, an hour or more after Stanislaus had breakfast and left the house...."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:27:43 -0400

“He woke about 10 o’clock, an hour or more after Stanislaus had breakfast and left the house. Nora gave him coffee and rolls in bed, and he lay there, as Eileen [his sister] described him, “smothered in his own thoughts” until about 11 o’clock. Sometimes his Polish tailor called, and would sit discoursing on the edge of the bed while Joyce listened and nodded. About eleven he rose, shaved, and sat down at the piano (which he was buying slowly and perilously on the installment plan). As often as not his singing and playing were interrupted by the arrival of a bill collector. Joyce was notified and asked what was to be done. “Let them all come in,” he would say resignedly, as if an army were at the door. The collector would come in, dun him with small success, then be skillfully steered off into a discussion of music or politics.”

- In honor of Bloomsday, James Joyce’s daily routine.

batrickstump: what she says: im fine what she means: PAa tr i CKk sSt UM pP

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:26:00 -0400

batrickstump:

what she says: im fine

what she means: PAa tr i CKk sSt UM pP

iheartchaos: Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:25:44 -0400

iheartchaos:

Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:23:57 -0400

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

so basically I fucked up so badly and I don’t want to be in my own skin anymore.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:18:00 -0400

so basically I fucked up so badly and I don’t want to be in my own skin anymore.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:06:00 -0400

Thomas Mann

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:04:18 -0400

Thomas Mann

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sortedfor: made something

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:57:04 -0400

sortedfor:

made something

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:49:06 -0400

last night I was informed that I am one of the “hot friends” in my group at home and I...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:46:56 -0400

last night I was informed that I am one of the “hot friends” in my group at home and I think it’s kinda funny because I’m so gross but at the same time I’m super flattered and really excited and omg maybe somebody thinks I’m pretty kaybye love me :D

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:43:54 -0400

1931: Mafia boss Joe Masseria lays dead on a Brooklyn...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:43:30 -0400

1931: Mafia boss Joe Masseria lays dead on a Brooklyn restaurant floor holding the ace of spades.

nsfwhumor: Best Vines of June 2013

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:42:05 -0400

nsfwhumor:

Best Vines of June 2013

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"But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human."

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 08:29:17 -0400

“But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human.”

- Kurt Vonnegut

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l-acus: ‘sports illlustrated’ photographed by paolo sutch for...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 08:27:17 -0400

l-acus:

‘sports illlustrated’ photographed by paolo sutch for dazed & confused, may 1997.